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BARGAIN: My 60Gb iPod has malfunctioned and is now full of 8,000 copies of Chris de Burgh’s Lady in Red. Songs cannot be deleted or changed hence bargain price of $15. Tel: 01010 98 65 32.

FOR SALE: Recycle bin for sale. Can hold as much trash as you need. €10 for the bin and 50 cents for each file it contains at point of sale. Email: thebinman@hotmail.com

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