Do you exist?

~ Posted in Personals on July 30th, 2007.

Wanted: After searching many WOW guilds and Second Life I still haven’t found my ideal girl. Must be stunning, be able to finance my man projects, clean up on occasion and really get involved in my online role-play games. That’s all I ask. No telephone so email iamagreatlevel70elf@gmail.com.

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